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Can Anyone Read Russian?!?!?

What a roit! I like the concept of a babble fish site, they need to work on the accuracy though.

Here is the first translation I got:

In Gordon It chyuevrolet there is a partner dilerskaya company in Florida, so that when Avalanchyue went into sale in the south, the children Of gordon'a delivered one into Michigan and zaparkovali directly before their salon into Garden of Chita.Frequently, travelling by, you see the groups of people, which climb all around and glancing into the windows.

then

As it is expected, to the success of sales of machine assists its technical special feature - average/mean door, but the severe appearance of track-link it is completely sufficient for sales even without the door.Pontiach Of aztech could envy to the rather rough appearance of monstra attracting/tightening views.Another of diler Chyuevrolet were replaced standard wheels and busbars/tires with the collection of 22- one inch wheels by the low-profile busbars/tires it rolled machine directly before the entrance.Why no?Merry detroytskaya public does cut circles on Lincholn'akh navigator and Chadillach'akh To eschalade without the top, so why not To avalanchyue?Inside spaciously five together, and behind there is a place for the dynamic loudspeakers.

Cool I always wanted an average/mean door. :D
 
This is one of those translations where you have to read between the lines. Actually it makes perfect sense to me,( My mother is Slovak and this is the way she talks so I guess I'm used to it).
 
"Pontiach Of aztech could envy to the rather rough appearance of monstra attracting/tightening views"

Sounds like a commentry of a wrestling match that I seen once! ;D
 
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