The ultimate gay guy car is not one particular model but a type: any grossly oversized 60s? convertible. Pure camp, pure gay.
For lesbians, it's easy. Hands? down, the new Chevrolet Avalanche. This thing looks like a movie prop from a post-apocalyptic Mad Max movie. There are NO men, gay or straight, butch enough to drive one of these.
So I have it twicw as bad as any of you... guess I had better go and tell the missus.