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BlackAv2002
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ok all you Jersey people will get a laugh outta this one if you know your way around N jersey. ? ?I was in the philly area for the labor day weekend. ? I bought my Av in NJ and it has to go back to the dealer for a service visit. ?So I say to myself ?"self ?lets go to n jersey tonight (monday) and stay over at a hotel" ?so I could bring the car in tuesday morning. ?
Well the last time I went to the dealer fom south jersey, I didnt take the NJ turnpike there I ended up going a really screwed up way that the dealership gave me directions. ?
So Im driving down north on the turnpike all the way from exit 4 ?and got to newark airport and couldnt remember what exit to get off onto. ?So I was thinking about ti when it hit me i said ?" self what would batman do if he was in the situation?" ?So I HIT THE BLUE BUTTON.........
now are you ready for this
? ?Im just passing newark airport ?heading north on the turnpike... ?I wanna find route 80 to get over to where I am going ?so I tell onstar that I know that I Can catch route 80 up ahead can they tell me an exit number that I need to use.
They tell me ?exit 50A ? ?NOW I said 50 A ? there is no 50A ? onstar tells me yes there is Im looking straight at it. ? ?I WANNA SEE THIS MAP. ?So anyway she tells me taht I am wrong and that I need to turn around ?( I Was at exit 16 by the time she figured out all this crap) and hit 15w to 280 to the garden state to get to route 80.
so the idiot that I was late last night I TURNED AROUND AND WENT TO 15W. ? when I hit ?rutgers U an area I know real well. ?I said Self ?ONSTAR IS COMPLETELY SCREWED UP ? and ?I am more screwed up for listening . ?all I wanted was to not have to keep looking for where I was going and wanted a simple exit number ?that I was heading to. ? I gave them all the info that they needed all they had to do was look ?THEY DIDNT HAVE TO USE TEHRE BRAIN AND figure out how to get there.
So I called back onstar and got a supervisor ?and asked them to find me EXIT 50A on the Turnpike ?when they told me there was none I asked then why did you just try to send me there and why did you send me all the way accross the state of NJ to get to her I Wanted to go which was about 6 miles ahead of me in the direction I was originally going ..... why did you turn me around cost me tolls and put mileage on my new Av
? ?Onstar said they were terribly sorry. ?
I figured what the hell you have onstar for the first year I said it would be fun to upgrade to Directions and connections.........Ok here is the deal if you wanna travel by the directions that they give you most of the times.... for example if you want to get to philly from ?Long island NY and you want to travel the onstar 10 day route through MONTANA ? then get onstars directions and connections. But if you want to do it the right way. ?INVEST IN A MAP.
Now I know I ripped onstar pretty bad so Im gonna give you some good points about it. ?
1. IT is really cool when you are alone in the car and need to say hello to someone.
2. ?IT is really cool when you need to find out where your location is because you have no idea.
3. ?it is really cool when you can show all your friends that you car can talk just like that 80's tv show Knight Rider. ?
4. ?if you are of unstable mind onstar helps with your recreation of the role of Batman trying to save gothom city.
Other than that .... I dont kno.
what are others views on ONSTAR
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Well the last time I went to the dealer fom south jersey, I didnt take the NJ turnpike there I ended up going a really screwed up way that the dealership gave me directions. ?
So Im driving down north on the turnpike all the way from exit 4 ?and got to newark airport and couldnt remember what exit to get off onto. ?So I was thinking about ti when it hit me i said ?" self what would batman do if he was in the situation?" ?So I HIT THE BLUE BUTTON.........
now are you ready for this

They tell me ?exit 50A ? ?NOW I said 50 A ? there is no 50A ? onstar tells me yes there is Im looking straight at it. ? ?I WANNA SEE THIS MAP. ?So anyway she tells me taht I am wrong and that I need to turn around ?( I Was at exit 16 by the time she figured out all this crap) and hit 15w to 280 to the garden state to get to route 80.
so the idiot that I was late last night I TURNED AROUND AND WENT TO 15W. ? when I hit ?rutgers U an area I know real well. ?I said Self ?ONSTAR IS COMPLETELY SCREWED UP ? and ?I am more screwed up for listening . ?all I wanted was to not have to keep looking for where I was going and wanted a simple exit number ?that I was heading to. ? I gave them all the info that they needed all they had to do was look ?THEY DIDNT HAVE TO USE TEHRE BRAIN AND figure out how to get there.
So I called back onstar and got a supervisor ?and asked them to find me EXIT 50A on the Turnpike ?when they told me there was none I asked then why did you just try to send me there and why did you send me all the way accross the state of NJ to get to her I Wanted to go which was about 6 miles ahead of me in the direction I was originally going ..... why did you turn me around cost me tolls and put mileage on my new Av

I figured what the hell you have onstar for the first year I said it would be fun to upgrade to Directions and connections.........Ok here is the deal if you wanna travel by the directions that they give you most of the times.... for example if you want to get to philly from ?Long island NY and you want to travel the onstar 10 day route through MONTANA ? then get onstars directions and connections. But if you want to do it the right way. ?INVEST IN A MAP.
Now I know I ripped onstar pretty bad so Im gonna give you some good points about it. ?
1. IT is really cool when you are alone in the car and need to say hello to someone.
2. ?IT is really cool when you need to find out where your location is because you have no idea.
3. ?it is really cool when you can show all your friends that you car can talk just like that 80's tv show Knight Rider. ?
4. ?if you are of unstable mind onstar helps with your recreation of the role of Batman trying to save gothom city.
Other than that .... I dont kno.
what are others views on ONSTAR
