- Jan 23, 2002
- New Jersey
The other night I was on a highway here in New Jersey when I heard this stupid sounding buzz coming up on the right. It was like a bad impersonation of a crotch rocket. I looked over and there was this Honda with a coffee can muffler and stickers all over the place. I chuckled to myself and they started playing the game. We met at a light and they kept yelling out the window " Big American Junk." They started racing the silly buzzing engine, and the light then changed. He wasn't even good off the line! The Av did a great job of launching. I could hear his little humming engine buzzing but no go. The big american stomped all over that wanna be sports car. As it turns out, the car and another truck pulled into the same lot I turned into. The 3 brat kids just walked by with their heads down low. The guy in the truck yelled out " Boy, that big American truck slayed that little rice burner but good." Its great being an American huh! It was then like an Avalanche Premier in the lot. The guy in the truck was bragging good for me. The 3 brats then came out, got in their putt, putt, to a crowd of laughter, and blew his trans right there. " I then asked him " Its bad enough you picked a race then lost, do I now have to tow you back home with my American Truck?" What a night.